Services

‘Chastity…the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions’
- Aldous Huxley, author

Everywhere in the adult press, and on the internet you will find phone sex services advertised. This looks like a complete minefield, but actually, it’s not as bad as it seems.

Why are so many different numbers advertised?
There is a huge demand for these services, so many numbers are promoted throughout printed magazines and on the Internet to meet that demand. They are commercially very profitable, sex sells after all!
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Why do different numbers seem to have the same service?
The way the industry is structured means that there are more promoters than there are service bureaus – where the girls are actually employed. As a result, there are many numbers from different promoters pointing to the same services.
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What are some good numbers to call?
A great selection of services can be found at the bottom of this page.
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I’m not in the UK, what about International services?
Each country tends to have its own phone sex services. The biggest of course being the United States, where there are many thousands of services, and things are done a little differently over there. It’s not generally possible to call UK services from overseas – due to billing requirements. It may be possible to call services where you pay by credit card though. Details of International Services can be found on the Telephone Sexy website.
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What is a virtual message exchange?
You may see this on advertisements, generally for dating type services. This works by a voicemail system where callers leave each other messages, which can then be listened to and replied to. These are not live services in the sense that you hold a normal, live conversation, but they are live in that the other users are on the line, logged into the system at the same time as you.
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What is ‘Live 1-2-1’?
This means that the service you will get will be a live girl, and you’ll talk to her on a one to one basis, that is, she is only talking to you, and you are only talking to her, no one else is involved!
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What is 2-2-1?
Someone enterprising thought if the girls aren’t busy, then why not have two of them talk to a guy at the same time? These services tend to operate out of call centres, and generally you have to ask if a second girl is available. You should then be in for a two-girl lesbian type treat! Or you can act out some three in a bed fantasies!
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What are all the different dialling codes all about?
The regulations state that adult services can only operate on 0909 numbers, and no other types of services can use those numbers. 0909 numbers are deemed ‘top shelf’, from where they tend to be advertised, these numbers also tend to be advertised on the Internet. You will notice 0905 and 0906 numbers used for live chat services too, in ‘bottom shelf’ publications (newspapers, and lifestyle magazines etc), these should not be hardcore in nature…
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When are the lines open?
24 hours a day! There are better times of the day to call though. The girls tend to work in the afternoons and evenings in the week, and all weekends. So there will be more choice at those times of day – but there will also be more people calling!
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What sort of girls work on the lines?
All sorts of girls just like the guys who call them! There are young inexperienced girls who have just turned 18, there are horny bed-hopping students, and there are young swinging housewives. There are dominatrix women, there are submissive women and there are the more mature ladies – everything to suit your desires. You will find women from all classes of society working the lines, from the slutty rough talking lower classes, to the posh voices of the upper classes, who may not need the money, but who do it for the fun of it! You will also find girls of all nationalities. British babes, Asian girls, Black booty-shaking girls, together with some sexy European girls working the lines.
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Where are the girls when I speak to them?
Depending on the service, they are either in a call centre (yes, really), or in their own homes. Where you prefer is up to you, you may get off on thinking of a room full of horny girls getting off, or you may prefer the idea of a girl tucked up on her own sofa or in her bedroom…
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How can I call from my mobile phone?
This very much depends on several factors. Firstly, it depends on your mobile network and airtime provider. You may have to call them to enable you to dial premium rate numbers (they wont know that these are phone sex ones, companies use premium rate numbers for all sorts of services, from technical support across to football reports). Secondly, it depends on your tariff, whether you pay monthly, or ‘as you go’. Thirdly, some mobile providers only allow calls below a certain ‘per minute’ amount. Then, the call may actually cost you even more – to be safe ask your mobile operators for details.
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How long will the call last?
That depends on how long it takes you to get off! Generally a call will last five or six minutes, including the short intro that you will find on most lines.
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Why is there an introduction before I talk to the girl?
Part of the regulations state that the caller must be told the call cost, and some obligatory warning messages. The intro usually details these. Plus some intros will use hardcore language to ‘get you going’ before you connect to a girl. There are no-intro services, where you connect direct, straight to a girl, the girl then usually details the costs etc. The downside is you don’t get to choose the girl you want to talk to.
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I’m a straight girl, are there services for me?
You want to talk to guys to get off? I have a queue of them; get in touch!
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I’m a gay guy, are there services for me?
There certainly are, many of them. They are often much cheaper, due to the different dynamics of the marketplace.
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I’m a gay girl, are there services for me?
The girls on any of the lines for guys will happily have lesbian talk with you!
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Is there a way to see the girls I’m talking with?
Webcam type services can offer this type of service.
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What are these Mobile Text Chat services?
These are services where you can swap dirty text messages with live girls. You usually start by sending a pin number to a special ‘short code’ mobile telephone number. You then receive messages until you tell them to stop, or you receive just one message for each one you send.
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